Wandering Souls

The Wandering Souls inhabit the realm of Scarlet Crusade on the world of Azeroth. This motley band of disparate characters strive to improve their lot in life, or the afterlife (depending on whether you are an undead or not), and that of their guildmates.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Bugdom

Without proper planning or preparation, Atohne and Eatem venture down to Silithus. A region strange, forbidding and extremely hostile to their delicate decomposing flesh!

Eatem: So, why did we come to this god-forsaken place?

Atohne: Don't complain. We are Forsaken, so maybe, we belong here. It was our destiny to come to this place! It was preordained by the fates!

Eatem: Oh, don't go all supernatural on me. We both know that it's because you finally figured out that we could start upgrading our gear before we had the full set put together! I'm just annoyed that you didn't ask somebody earlier. I mean seriously, we first saw those cool looking ghost-sucking machines, months ago. We even helped Locksahn suck up a few ghosties!

Atohne: Yeh, but nobody ever knows what Locksahn's doing or why he's doing it and why should I have to do all the asking? Why didn't you ask or better yet, look something up?

Eatem: Well... take a look at me. It may be my brain in this poor excuse of a body that used to be yours, but biologically, I'm a guy now. People can't see me asking for directions. It's... it's... WRONG!

Atohne shrugs and takes a swipe at a bug that is attempting to land on the back of Eatem's neck.

Eatem: I'm kind of glad we came down here. Did you see all the people standing around asking for help when we landed. Everybody has a task to work on and you did say you were getting a little tired of the plaguelands.

Atohne: Work, Work, Work! I'm tired of grinding and for what? A piece of felcloth here, an essence there. Besides, the plaguelands are quiet, comfortable and the surround sound is much more pleasurable to the senses. This place is dry, dusty, hot and what's with all the bugs? I REALLY hate bugs!

Eatem: Just thank the gods that we aren't Taurens, Did you see the bug clouds gathered around the Taurens at Cenarion Hold. Disgusting!

Atohne: The bugs are probably hoping that the Taurens will provide them with a cow pie or two.

Eatem: Speaking of bugs, you did bring some Raid, right?

Atohne: Yeah, I've got the latest and greatest stuff, which is version 1.539. There's a new one coming out, but it hasn't been released yet.

Eatem: Not that it matters, you never figured out how to use the last one. Seriously, you could read the instructions or warning labels once in awhile.

Atohne: Too much work, it's easier just to point, click a button and then see what happens. Come on Eatem, conjure up some water and let's start killing some bugs!