Wandering Souls

The Wandering Souls inhabit the realm of Scarlet Crusade on the world of Azeroth. This motley band of disparate characters strive to improve their lot in life, or the afterlife (depending on whether you are an undead or not), and that of their guildmates.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Atohne's Makeover - Part I

Last week a few souls were gathered around the pond at Thunder Bluff, fishing and toasting a few gnomes on the Barbie. They told tales of all the awesome loot that had dropped during the week and who was leader of the damage dealing. The conversation eventually got around to the difficulty that some of the groups were having finding a priest to group with them….

Kiyotimun: Well, there’s always Atohne. She’s available quite a bit.

Locksahn: I’ve heard she even healed someone besides the main tank once. Not that I’d know of course.

Ikavi: Honestly, have you guys taken a look at her ensemble lately? She aggroes the mobs from 100 yards out and turns them into a seething mob with only one thought – “Tear those clothes into shreds!

Shaine: Yeh, the robes are atrocious. And that shirt, blech! If Atohne comes along, I just eat a little Darnassian Bleu cheese. Anything heavier and I can’t keep it down.

Jodmos: Isn’t that the shirt that you wanted, Shaine? I heard she ninja looted it out from under you.

Shaine: I merely wanted to keep her from wearing it. You know, one for all and all for one and all that!

Decaflame: There’s another problem with inviting Atohne. If she comes along, most of the time you have to put up with that partner of hers, Eatem!

Paflabaf: Between Eatem’s pyroblasting and Atohne’s looks, it’s impossible for a warrior to hold aggro!

Gorkah: It’s also hard to stealth, when you slip and fall in Eatem’s drool.

Shaine: You know, I saw her get a pattern the other day for a decent looking robe! If we goad her a little, we might get her to grind a little bit and gather the mats for making it!

Jodmos: Let’s give her the mats to make it! It’ll be worth it for all of us.

Kiyotimun: Just because you’re running Molten Core every other day doesn’t mean we’re all swimming in big pots of gold! But, I might even cough up a sheckel or two for the cause.

Paflabaf: I bet Daxisil might even be able to supply a bit of mooncloth!

Locksahn: Personally, I think we’d be better off just waiting around for Jembai to show up or helping Skall level up.

~ Atohne

P.S.: Stay tuned for the next installment --- Atohne's Makeover - Part II


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