Wandering Souls

The Wandering Souls inhabit the realm of Scarlet Crusade on the world of Azeroth. This motley band of disparate characters strive to improve their lot in life, or the afterlife (depending on whether you are an undead or not), and that of their guildmates.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Known Ninja

Be on the lookout for this disreputable individual, who has been positively identified as a Ninja Looter. She has been seen in the company of another person named “Eatem”, “Eatme” or something like that anyway. He’s a rotting corpse, easy to identify by his slack jaw and incessant drooling.

She has a fondness for red and masquerades as a priest while accompanying parties into dungeons seeking treasure and fame. Her companion has been know to wear a monocle which he believes makes him appear more intelligent and trustworthy. The Ninja Looter uses two primary tactics to take advantage of her unwitting companions.

Tactic 1: Her companion feigns death and while everyone else is attempting to resurrect the poor sod or rolling on the floor laughing over his particularly long drawn out death scene complete with groans, screams and death rattle, she rummages through everybody’s bags looking for interesting trinkets.

Tactic 2: She conveniently forgets to heal the party’s tank as he manages to make the final killing blow on one of the dungeon bosses. While everyone else mourns the loss of their leader, she furtively peruses the treasure, taking items of merit.

If you encounter these individuals, you have been granted a “License to Kill”. You are free to shoot them, stab them, or use gruesome torture tactics on them. If you’re squeamish, contact Shaine or Andawan and one of them will be glad to do the dirty work!

-Deathguard Dillinger

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