Wandering Souls

The Wandering Souls inhabit the realm of Scarlet Crusade on the world of Azeroth. This motley band of disparate characters strive to improve their lot in life, or the afterlife (depending on whether you are an undead or not), and that of their guildmates.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Boogie in the Blasted Lands

Or should the title be.... Boogie Monsters in the Blasted Lands?

Sisionach and Kiyotimun took Eatem and I on a misadventure in the Blasted Lands on Monday. Supposedly, it had something to do with obtaining some new kind of Warlock pet for Sis called a Doomguard. They seem like they might be a good ally to have at your back as they and their Felguard buddies seemed inordinately tough to do battle with.

In any event, Kiyotimun and Sis said something about needing some help to distract the Felguards while Sis tried to convince the Doomguard into thinking Sis was friendly. Kiyo had Eatem and I sign a couple forms and handed us some instructions. The instructions were fairly simple:

1. Remove all clothes.

2. Run screaming through the patrols of Felguards.

3. Smile politely as they slice us into little pieces.

4. Release spirit and find our body.

5. Rez and repeat steps 2 through 5 as necessary.

I kept my tabard on to save just a scrap of modesty, but I’m still glad nobody took any pictures of our mad dash across the inhospitable desert.

I lost count of the number of run, scream, die, rez, run, scream and die again cycles that it took to get to a safe spot where Sis could start his channeling magic! But, it was fun. Of course, Eatem and I seem to have a fondness for death!

The fun really began when Sis started his channeling work on the Doomguard as he called in Felguards to protect him and they were extremely mean! In short order, we realized that we needed some reinforcements from our guildies! Eatem and I stayed behind while Kiyotimun went to find help. He said something about coming back in a day or two.

In the meantime… Eatem and I are waiting……..

Kiyo, “You did say you were coming back, right?



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