Wandering Souls

The Wandering Souls inhabit the realm of Scarlet Crusade on the world of Azeroth. This motley band of disparate characters strive to improve their lot in life, or the afterlife (depending on whether you are an undead or not), and that of their guildmates.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Anniversary !

Eatem and I have been together for 10 years as of today. If you see Eatem online, say "Congrats". Hopefully, she won't see this message and it will be a surprise to her.

Incidentally, some of you may not know our story and why "Chen's Keg" is empty! We had a heck of a party one night and drank all of Chen's booze and took a wild ride on a bat. Believe me, it's tough getting a pair of undeads on one bat. But, unfortunately, we managed. However, we weren't paying attention on the way into the Undercity and forgot to duck as we flew into the sewer entrance. We literally, lost our heads!

Atohne's family paid a fortune for the mortician to doctor up her corpse and that's why she's an absolute knockout. Far better looking than when she was alive. Sorry babe, truth hurts sometimes. Now, Eatem's family, could care less what he looked liked after he died and that's why he looks like something the Taurens stomped all over.

Unfortunately, the coroner, after partaking in a little too much zombie juice, got the baggies of brain matter mixed up and that's why I'm enjoying Atohne's former shell! Gotta a good roll on that one, I must say!

[ P.S.: If anybody sees the coroner, let Atohne's family know. I think they and some assassins are looking for him! Personally, I'd like to give him a handshake and a gold piece or two! ]


Anonymous Eatem said...

It seems that you always get the good rolls when it really counts. *whimper*

Of course, I don't have to put up with that female laugh all my life, and you do!! haha

10:34 AM  

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